“Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism.” - J. V. Stalin
“Women hold up half of the sky.” - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)
“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong
“Socialism or barbarism.” - K. Kautsky
“Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited.” - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.
“Who has been saved by the United States?” - Fidel Castro
“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.” - Dr. K. Marx
But i also like more jokey ones ;
“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere
“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin
“Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.” - unknown
“If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.” - unknown
“It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” - unknown
Bitch, you are a serf. We’re in- we’re in fucking 1320, motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace.
whats the origin of this one
It’s a funny rant by Brace Belden on the TrueAnon podcast. He’s trying to get across how far away from an actual socialist revolution our society is.
It’s a copypasta
You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
What episode is this from?
“It takes a good guy with a state to stop a bad guy with a state”
-Lenin, State and Revolution
“Mom said it’s my turn on the state apparatus” - V. I. Lenin
Stalin vs. Trotsky, the baby years
lmao a long time ago I drunkenly summed up state and rev as “the only thing that can stop a bad class with a state is a good class with a state”
I posted this one on Facebook once and it got flagged as misinformation
Please pick up your dysynformatziya check at 112 Red Square, Moscow
lmfao
Technically correct, the worst kind of correct.
Who has been saved by the united states?
* gestures broadly at a list of Nazi war criminals *
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
-Julius Nyerere
“The so-called crisis of homelessness has not abated, and it can’t. So, therefore, has my sense of rage not abated, and it can’t.” - Don Mitchell, Mean Streets: Homelessness, public space, and the limits of capital. Definitely one of my favorite books I’ve read in the last couple years.
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist.” - Dom Helder Camara. Pretty sure he wasn’t actually a lefty but this is still good.
Hunger is hunger; but the hunger that is satisfied by cooked meat eaten with a knife and fork differs from hunger that devours raw meat with the help of hands, nails and teeth. - Karl Marx.
We’re coming for that toothbrush.
“I know that after my death a pile of rubbish will be heaped on my grave, but the wind of history will sooner or later sweep it away without mercy.” -Stalin
Every cancer is a homicide, every boss better run and hide - :boots-riley:
God will not forgive us if we fail. - Leonid Brezhnev
“give me that fucking infant”
-me
“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen” – Lenin.
I want to get off these weeks’ wild ride. :doomer:
mfw this week was -100 years
Why don’t you live for the people? Why don’t you struggle for the people? Why don’t you die for the people? - Fred Hampton
You can jail a revolutionary, but you can’t jail the revolution - Fred Hampton
Dare to struggle! Dare to win! - Mao
We must dare to invent the future - Thomas Sankara
I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change, I am changing the things I cannot accept - Angela Davis
Sometimes, history needs a push - Lenin
I believe in only one thing, the power of human will - Stalin
We are nothing, Let us be everything! - Pierre De Geyter (the Internationale)
Dead-ass, this is my religion:
I believe in only one thing, the power of human will - Stalin
-I had never seen this before, nor knew Stalin said it. Aww, Papa Joe, come back… please?
:chad-stalin:
we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror
- @wombat
This one gets an audible laugh from me every time
“If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.” Che
No altar, no belief, no holy book, neither the Qur’an nor the Bible nor the others, have ever been able to reconcile the rich and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase them from his temple, it is indeed because that is the only language they hear.” Thomas Sankara
:sankara-shining:
she’s electable if you fucking vote for her