• fulcrummed@lemmy.world
    42·
    11 months ago

    This is from Prosh! The students at University of Western Australia release their satirical newspaper “Prosh” once a year as a fundraiser for charity - flooding the streets of Perth in wild costumes selling the papers at intersections, train stations, cafes - anywhere people will be passing by. It’s a tradition, and quite the spectacle. Locals are greeted in the morning rush hour traffic by the most jovial, and largest group of young adults they’ve ever seen before 8 am - wondering why there are nurses and T Rexes and boys in sexy police skirts running through traffic. Then the penny drops, they fork over a fiver for a paper, and everyone goes about their day.

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
      22·
      11 months ago

      My therapist asked my hororscope and I said This isn’t going to work if we’re both mentally ill.

    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
      6·
      11 months ago

      Sorry not sorry to who’s ever car I set on fire this month (Meghen) it’s literally because “Megan” isn’t spelled with a fucking H

  • godot@lemmy.world
    13·
    11 months ago

    Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special, deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you.

    But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

  • breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world
    8·
    11 months ago

    As an Aquarius limp ramen noodle, I can relate to this horoscope. Trick is, I HAVE gotten used to being alone, and enjoy it. Now I’m going to go and weep quietly in the corner.

  • jopepa@lemmy.world
    124·
    11 months ago

    Horo/scopes are such bullshit anyone could relate to all of these. Just broad strokes with charged language to make people feel known by the universe.

    • Seraph@kbin.social
      221·
      11 months ago

      You didn’t read it, did you?

      I’d rather relate to none of these, but apparently I also need to apologize to my FBI agent.

        • Seraph@kbin.social
          101·
          11 months ago

          I can absolutely imagine someone on this site having that opinion hence my confusion.

        • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          93·
          11 months ago

          Text does not convey tone or subtext in general well at all. Thus, never assume that sarcasm will be obvious to absolutely everybody. So, just to be safe, it’s best to just always use /s if you’re being sarcastic, at least when speaking amongst the general public.