when you hire a cannibal to write the news
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
I’ll take your.crackling if you don’t want it.
This screams manufactured outrage.
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
How did you get your name like that?
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
passive aggressive body positivity
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Higher than average space time distorters
Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
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They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
People of size
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
It’s just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn’t mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.
Damn they gonna burn that calories
That’s a fantastic pun.
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It’s not as long-term stable as height, but it’s at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn’t that common.
The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
You couldn’t possibly know if they’re obese unless you were their doctor.
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
It is! But it’s a bit sad we have to think about it.
@kajib @Cold_Brew_Enema literally they are just fat. It’s not anyone’s business besides their own. That the original story/post makes note of them as even “high calorie” is ridiculous too
Those fat asses are obese
