• Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

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      10 months ago

      It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.