“And they shall bear the mark of the beast upon their forehead.”
Who knew that it was stupidity that would drive that sentence to reality and not some overarching organized evil plan.
In Fallout 2 there’s an option to become a slaver, which lets you make some extra money in the short term, but comes with a hefty reputation penalty with almost everyone in the wasteland for the rest of the game, since it comes with a “SLAVER” tatto on your forehead. You’ll be locked out of some quests, some characters refuse to join you and bounty hunters will be harassing you. It’s 100% not worth it, though it can make for a more challenging playthrough.
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Not sure why I just remembered that.
Seems stupid to tattoo that on your forehead too
Where can I subscribe to random videogame factoids like this?
I guess you could check those yt channels that do the “top x games that y” content
Back in November 2020, I remember some meme with text along the lines of “Yes, Biden won. Now, watch me not build a shrine to him on my yard or put his name all over my truck like a fucking weirdo.”
The Trump weirdos have done that, they just put Fuck or Truck (if they’re pussies) in front of Biden or Brandon
A long time ago, a manager called me into her office, and pointed at a report I had sent to her about the company’s products. Her words are just as relevant to this situation:
“This is a career-limiting move.”
What did your report say?
I pointed out they were making product decisions based on fear of what competitors might do.
Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.
Minus the face tattoo.
Questioning the leadership? That’s a paddlin’.
Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.
Minus the face tattoo.
… I don’t remember Eeyore having a face tattoo
Well, he’s a donkey. You’d need to shave his face to see it. But it’s scandalous!
It was a gopher heavy episode, meanwhile Owl was showing Eeyore the finer artistry of home drawn tattoos.
What did you do?
A few months later, was first in line to take the voluntary severance package. Unfortunately, it didn’t come with a free face tattoo.
This has got to be fake lol at least I hope so for her sake
Doesn’t seem like it….
Here’s a mp4 of her getting it done.
Also, at this point in this weird as fuck timeline, I don’t doubt that someone would do this.
This defies all understanding of classical stupidity.
We’ve reached quantum stupidity, and it is mind boggling.
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quantum stupidity achieved. they literally brought the IQ for the entire species down a couple of points.
Stupid in multiple states at once
I’m not sure this kind of stupid can be quantized… I’m pretty sure it’s fundamentally continuous…
Aisforapple makes an astute observation:
*Finishes the P* “Oh shit, we forgot to make the skin red!” *Pretends to finish the P again*
It seems plausible that this is fake.
As insane as it is to get a TRUMP forehead tattoo… it’s at least comparatively insane to go to that amount of effort to make people think that you had got a TRUMP forehead tattoo.
Like, to what end? “Haha! I made you believe I was a fucking idiot and/or mentally ill! You idiot! You actually believed I was an industrial grade moron!”
Either that or, a deeply disturbing possibility, she was hoping to inspire someone even dumber than her to get an actual TRUMP forehead tattoo, and that’s getting into realms of sociopathy that I find disturbing to contemplate.
The end they want is for their shitty insta or tok page to “blow up”.
There’s no swelling in the photo and the video leaves a bunch of fucking holes in the prank too.
I unfortunately don’t give enough fucks to bother looking for pics of her in 4 months time to see if it was fake or not, but I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit.
I’ll happily disdain her for creating fake content over knowing someone has permanently scarred themselves this way
Can we please name and shame that tattoo artist?
Not convinced that is any proof. Any tattoo artists here who can confirm? My trust in anyone being an actual tattoo artist is entirely based on their nickname
This is just crazy… I don’t know why someone would do this at all, but someone from another country doing it is just mind boggling! I’m sure she’ll still think it was a great idea when she’s 60 lol
How much to get that replaced with “No Regrats?”
Wow. She is not even from the US, but from the UK? How stupid can one get?
Yeah that’s what baffles me the most for some reason
And she’s not even American. This is… a mental health issue. Wow.
No regerts!
In the UK even… 🤷♂️
As of 3 days ago, she still has and posts about the tattoo on Instagram.
Literally the mark of the beast right on her forehead.
Looks like a mirror photo too… soo…
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I think that’s Cyrillic
PMURT
Isn’t he the new Romanian guy?
Here’s a link to the full video of it being done: https://www.tiktok.com/@jasonmoments/video/7400060318824631585
And here’s her Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FarbodApTv
And her OF: https://onlyfans.com/rainmonroe
Important take aways:
- WTF?
- She’s British.
- She’s certainly catering to a specific market.
- 🤦♂️
She’s BRITISH? You realize how much worse that makes it to walk around with “TRUMP” on your forehead?
https://www.tremr.com/johncrapper/what-does-trump-mean-in-british-slang
Hooo boy I’d love to find out how her day’s going in about 5 years.
I’d check in in four months.
There’s a member of my (American) family who considers herself a fan of Queen Elizabeth II, but has somehow resisted the urge to get any facial tattoos about her so far.
That’s weird
Shit’s fake. No redness around the other letters. Also if it was a tattoo the artist should be embarrassed by her shit lines. Michael J Fox could draw a straighter line.
Also over caked on makeup. I don’t know shit about tattoos, but I know you sterilize the surface before repeatedly jabbing a needle into your skin.
My tattoo artist only makes the area and a bit around it sterile. So I don’t think any tattoo artist would sterilize the whole face.
A good artist would
The visible inflammation and progression of healing you can see on her Tiktok and the video of it being done mean it’s either a very convincing fake or she’s actually that insane. She’s not even American btw.
Another example of Trump fanbase not being weird at all. Nothing to see here, folks
One of the funny parts about this is that I think the guys who believe any kind of tattoo is unattractive (and that it’s important women with tattoos know that they find tattoos unattractive) lean more conservative. So she’s likely getting negative feedback already from some of the people she wanted to impress with this.
And in a decade or two, that name could either be seen similar to Hitler’s or as an embarrassment.
Plus block tattoos like that are difficult to cover up in a way that looks nice. And lazer removal hurts more than getting the tattoo does, plus isn’t perfect, so she might need that and a cover up to prevent it from being at least faintly visible.
Difficult to cover up? Just write TRUMPET. 🎺
Ok, it wouldn’t be centered anymore, but better than before. And then join a brass band.
STRUMPET
ftfy.
Imagine if this was your mother and she was giving a speech at your wedding or you bring a girl home, or maybe you’re still in highschool and she picks you up.😄
I can’t think of any other occasions, my family was never close.
That’s a lot of writing. It’s succinct and gets it’s point across. Well said.
Which is why it pains me to reply OH NO. ANYWAY.
Just graft some skin from her ass over the top.
Better to not be able to sit down and to look like Frankensteins monster than walk around with that tattoodeleted by creator
Tell her “Wow! You’ve really got a lot of extra chromosomes!”
She’ll respond brightly “Thanks!”
Can’t believe a tattoo artist disrespects themself enough to agree to do this
Money is money and a fool and their wallet are soon separated
Exactly. I get paid and this asshole has to publicly show how stupid they are for the rest of their life? Easiest decision ever.
It’s like the ending of Inglourious Basterds, but self-inflicted.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Yes but, there is something called professionalism. No respectable tattoo artist would do this. There is a code of ethics. This can only be done in some shoddy back alley crackhouse for 20 dollars and a blowjob.
This would be an equally bad idea even if it said… I don’t know… “CLOONEY”.
What a stupid thing to do.
I was thinking that. It’s one thing to be in a mental state to decide you want a Trump tattoo but… strikes me as pretty unethical of the tattoo artist and parlour.
Forreal. Somewhere in the Modern Primitives book one of those old heads talks about making people wait a year for a face tattoo. If you’re serious enough to come back a year later then it’s not just a passing impulse. Good policy. Kinda doubt homegirl waited a year, but it’s possible.
A bit like carving the swastika yourself
This is a warning.
“POOR IMPULSE CONTROL”
