Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
that’d be like 80 loads
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
As if she ever stops at 400
“Do you want to get a bite to eat?”
“No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”
Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Whole grain chicken
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before
You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.
Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.
I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror
Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.
That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤
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You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.
Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized
Sorry for sucking!