If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear
stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog
life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.
The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao
With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background.
I’m starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.
"Hi! We are quirky and friendly eccentric geniuses! What we’re doing with your personal data is amazing and is only getting better! We’re not really selling you anything here. This commercial is more like a flex because you are already our product!"
If I have to sit through another whimsical, cheerful, ditsy ukulele advertisement from companies who in the end have ghoulish goals in mind I fucking swear
bong badong badong bobong!
(Me haphazardly attempting a ditsy ukulele commercial type beat)
whistle whistle
waay oh oh waayoh
stock video of 27-year-olds going on a road trip, an old couple hugging each other on a patio, a kid playing with a dog
life is beautiful. life is precious. here at Bthaghlmart we believe in pouring bleach on top of unsold yet still edible food. we pay our shop staff as low as legally possible and donate millions to the Holden Bloodfeast campaign and to the War Crimes foundation. the sun rises on a new day. the world is full of wonder.
klinky klink
waaay oh waayoh
The one I do tolerate is the soprano ad on life is too short. That was funny as hell. Someone described it as comforting to a blind man, terrifying to a deaf man. Yours just reminded me of that lmfao
With that high pitched ping ping ping sound in the background.
I’m starting to understand what frieza went through in HFIL. Its still fuck him though. When I send him back there the only chance of release is xeno wiping out this reality.
i think its a toy xylophone that you’re thinking of. It all sounds the fucking same and it causes me physical pain.
Glockenspiel, a serious name for a serious instrument.
Bellsgame is a serious matter
Yes thank you I think that is the name. I’m too busy training to beat that idiot kakarot to remember the names
stomp clap intensifies
(https://yewtu.be/watch?v=jvvDEzfalCk&pp=ygUWQ3J5c2xlciBqZWVwIGxlY2ltZ3RvbQ%3D%3D) Don’t look away. This is the future. This is what we have wrought
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
what about a bank ad that has piano tunes in it
nostalgic cover for old song to serenade another way of dehumanizing you and picking you apart for profitable data points
"We here at
torture nexusbelieve that you’re the product.