I’ll go first:
- Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
- Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
- McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
- John Bolton releases a new book.
- Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
- Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
- Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
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I will be gay.
I will do crime.
Heh that’s gay!
The fire rises
Prices will continue to go up in synch with the amount of articles telling us how well “the economy” is doing.
South Africa finally getting kicked out of AGOA, probably
This would probably be a blessing because AmeriKKKa is undermining it’s own authority, allowing South Africa to engage in further participation with BRICS and the Belt and Road
- Biden dies on January 19th, making Kamala the first female and also the shortest serving president.
- The libs hold a big protest for democracy. They wheel out the big Baby Trump blimp. None of it has any consequence in the real world.
- Democrats decide that they lost because of looney leftists, uppity minorities and Russia. They decide to move further right, surely this time they will convince all the moderate republicans
- Trump humiliates one or more European leaders in public. They will have no option but to take it. Trump will despise them even more because of it.
- Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.
Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.
nah, he’ll also somehow fire all the garbage collectors responsible for a major city, leading to 2 years of all the trash left on the streets
Less cool version of The Joker movie with the garbage collector strikes.
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human you human transmission of H5N1, hate crimes against Latinos and possibly Asians ensues
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genocide continues
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anti china propaganda continues
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any cry for change is met with “you should’ve voted kamala while you has the chance”
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I get more into journaling
hate crimes against Latinos and possibly Asians ensues
Hate crime against latinos and Asians?
By who? Please expand on that
Whites used covid starting in China as an excuse to hate crime Asians
Most people being infected with H5N1 are undocumented farm workers from Latin America and hatred of Latinos is ever increasing, from both sides
H5N1 started in Hong Kong and even if it didn’t whites will still blame us Asians just for fun
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There will be a recession starting sometime between the end of 2026 to beginning of 2028. Probably goes on for a couple years just like 2008. Trump will blame communists and Americans will idiotically agree and bail out the banks again.
Cybertruck at the White House
Elon reprises his “let that sink in” bit
Photoshoot of Elon in the oval office. Possibly doing the X
X goes bankrupt.
Government buys it and hands it back to Elon for like 50 billion dollars
Begins to make steps to make an x account a form of USA ID
America does the actual social credit scores they accuse china of
Maybe the US can just sell social security administration to musk, he’s a young techno whiz kid
Dems will try to impeach Trump once a month.
The ninth Trump assassination attempt actually succeeds in hitting him and it’s even a direct hit, but through a bizarre freak coincidence it misses every major blood vessel in his brain and he survives. He undergoes a change in personality like Phineas Gage, becoming increasingly fixated on Sonic the Hedgehog, posting takes about the series on Twitter late into the night. He regains his posting power, but devotes the bulk of it to dunking on Ken Penders and expanding the lore of his fanfics.
Donald Trump charges the entire federal establishment with writing fanfics about his Sonic OC, in a highly publicized effort to unseat The Loud House: Revamped. He does not succeed.
He still does a
and declares that goal was always to make the longest Sonic fanfic.
Covid part 2
Covid is back, Bart! In pog form!
I’m still kinda in the “nothing ever happens” camp. I think Libs are gonna get egg on their face when Trump mostly just governs like a regular ass Republican. Things get worse but there’s not 1984 style dystopia.
Same. The thing I’m most worried about is RFK doing a bunch of damage to the regulatory state, but that won’t be obvious it’ll just mean like, people getting food poisoning more often.
Also he’s the one most likely to affect my employment directly
nothing will fundamentally change
Liberals will start opposing things they were supporting weeks ago because it’s Trump doing them. Nothing will ever happen because history ended.
To which I want to say, I fucking called it, and this is why I argued Trump might be the less bad option. At least when he does evil shit people oppose him.
The democratic party will continue to support the genocide in Gaza and the concentration camps at the border
Biden will invade Iran
First human to human transmission of bird flu in early January
Trump will call Zelensky a loser, but weapons shipments will remain at status quo
Trump will go off script and talk about how he has the best penis at some random press conference
Trump will veto a national abortion ban. Bipartisanship will override the veto
Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers
$500 stimulus
Blue Jan 6 at some random tourist attraction in DC. All liberals involved will be jailed. At least 1 will be deported
National guard will open fire on pro-Palestine protestors
Biden will shit himself will giving a speech at a college graduation
Mass shooting at a gamestop after tariffs make video games more expensive
Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers
The other day I “joked” with my friend that this will be how Donald implements his “no tax on overtime” campaign promise. He’ll just get rid of overtime protections entirely. Can’t tax something that nobody has.
Getting rid of overtime protections with an exception leaving them in place only for cops
At least 1 will be
deportedexecuted for treason
