I’ll go first:
- Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
- Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
- McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
- John Bolton releases a new book.
- Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
- Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
- Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
X goes bankrupt.
Government buys it and hands it back to Elon for like 50 billion dollars
Begins to make steps to make an x account a form of USA ID
America does the actual social credit scores they accuse china of
Maybe the US can just sell social security administration to musk, he’s a young techno whiz kid