Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    a better-thought-out announcement is coming later today, but our WriteFreely instance at gibberish.awful.systems has reached a roughly production-ready state (and you can hack on its frontend by modifying the templates, pages, static, and less directories in this repo and opening a PR)! awful.systems regulars can ask for an account and Iā€™ll DM an invite link!

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      Post by Corbet the editor. ā€œWe get it: people wish that we had not highlighted work by this particular author. Had we known more about the person in question, we might have shied away from the topic. But the article is out now, it describes a bit of interesting technology, people have had their say, please letā€™s leave it at that.ā€

      So you updated the article to reflect this right? padme.jpg

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        so is corbet the same kind of fucker thatā€™ll complain ā€œeverything is so political nowadaysā€? it seems like they are

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    most of the dedicated Niantic (Pokemon Go, Ingress) game players I know figured the company was using their positioning data and phone sensors to help make better navigational algorithms. well surprise, itā€™s worse than that: theyā€™re doing a generative AI model that looks to me like itā€™s tuned specifically for surveillance and warfare (though Niantic is of course just saying this kind of model can be used for robotsā€¦ seagull meme, ā€œwhat are the robots for, fucker? why are you being so vague about whoā€™s asking for this type of model?ā€)

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      Watts has always been a bit of a weird vector. While he doesnā€™t seem a far righter himself, he accidentally uses a lot of weird far right dogwhistles. (prob some cross contamination as some of these things are just scientific concepts (esp the r/K selection thing stood out very much to me in the rifters series, of course he has a phd in zoology, and the books predate the online hardcore racists discovering the idea by more than a decade, but still odd to me)).

      To be very clear, I donā€™t blame Watts for this, he is just a science fiction writer, a particularly gloomy one. The guy himself seems to be pretty ok (not a fan of trump for example).

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        Thatā€™s a good way to put it. Another thing that was really en vogue at one point and might have been considered hard-ish scifi when it made it into Rifters was all the deep water telepathy via quantum brain tubules stuff, which now would only be taken seriously by wellness influencers.

        not a fan of trump for example

        In one the Eriophora stories (I think itā€™s officially the sunflower circle) I think thereā€™s a throwaway mention about the Kochs having been lynched along with other billionaires on the early days of a mass mobilization to save whatā€™s savable in the face of environmental disaster (and also rapidly push to the stars because a Kardashev-2 civilization may have emerged in the vicinity so an escape route could become necessary in the next few millenia and this scifi story needs a premise).

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        Oh man where to begin. For starters:

        • Sentience is overrated
        • All communication is manipulative
        • Assumes intelligence has a ā€œvalueā€ and that it stacks like a Borderlands damage buff
        • Superintelligence operates in the world like the chaos god Tzeench from WH40K. Humans canā€™t win, because all events are ā€œjust as plannedā€
        • Humanity is therefore gormless and helpless in the face of superintelligence

        It just feeds right into all of the TESCREAL nonsense, particularly those parts that devalue the human part of humanity.

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          Sentience is overrated

          Not sentience, self awareness, and not in a parĻ„icularly prescriptive way.

          Blindsight is pretty rough and probably Wattā€™s worst book that Iā€™ve read but itā€™s original, ambitious and mostly worth it as an introduction to thinking about selfhood in a certain way, even if this type of scifi isnā€™t oneā€™s cup of tea.

          Itā€™s a book that makes more sense after the fact, i.e. after reading the appendix on phenomenal self-model hypothesis. Which is no excuse ā€“ cardboard characters that are that way because the author is struggling to make a point about how intelligence being at odds with self awareness would lead to individuals with nonexistent self-reflection that more or less coast as an extension of their (ultrafuturistic) functionality, are still cardboard characters that you have to spend a whole book with.

          I remember he handwaves a lot of stuff regarding intelligence, like at some point straight up writing that what you are reading isnā€™t really whatā€™s being said, itā€™s just the jargonaut pov character dumbing it way down for you, which is to say he doesnā€™t try that hard for hyperintelligence show-donā€™t-tell. Echopraxia is better in that regard.

          It just feeds right into all of the TESCREAL nonsense, particularly those parts that devalue the human part of humanity.

          Not really, there are some common ideas mostly because tesrealism already is scifi tropes awkwardly cobbled together, but usually what tescreals think is awesome is presented in a cautionary light or as straight up dystopian.

          Like, thereā€™s some really bleak transhumanism in this book, and the view that human cognition is already starting to become alien in the one hour into the future setting is kind of anti-longtermist, at least in the sense that the utilitarian calculus turns way messed up.

          And also I bet thereā€™s nothing in The Sequences about Captain Space Dracula.

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            I hear you. I should clarify, because I didnā€™t do a good job of saying why those things bothered me and nerd-vented instead. I understand that an author doesnā€™t necessarily believe the things used as plot devices in their books. Blindsight a horror/speculative fiction book that asks ā€œwhat if these horrible things were trueā€ and works out the consequences in an entertaining way. And, no doubt thereā€™s absolutely a place for horror in spec fic, but Blindsight just feels off. I think @Soyweiser explained the vibes better than I did. Watts isnā€™t a bad guy. Maybe itā€™s just me. To me, it feels less Hellraiser and more Human Centipede i.e. hereā€™s a lurid idea that would be tremendously awful in reality, now buckle up and letā€™s see how it goes to an uncomfortable extent. Thatā€™s probably just a matter of taste, though.

            Unfortunately, the kind of people who read these books donā€™t get that, because media literacy is dead. Everyone Iā€™ve heard from (online) seems to think that it is saying big deep things that should be taken seriously. It surfaces in discussions about whether or not ChatGPT is ā€œaliveā€ and how it might be alive in a way different from us. Eric Schmidtā€™s recent insane ramblings about LLMs being an ā€œalien intelligence,ā€ which donā€™t call Blindsight out directly, certainly resonate the same way.

            Maybe Iā€™m being unfair, but it all just goes right up my back.

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          I, too, have done the ā€œall communication is manipulativeā€, but in the same way as one would do a bar trick:

          all communication is manipulative, for any words I say/write that you perceive instantly manipulate (as in the physical manner / modifying state) your thoughts, and this is done so without you requesting I do so

          itā€™s a handy stunt with which to drive an argument about a few parts of communication, rhetoric, etc. because it gives a kinda good handle on some meta without getting too deep into things

          (although there was one of my friends who really, really hated the framing)

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            Explaining in detail is kind of a huge end-of-book spoiler, but ā€œAll communication is manipulativeā€ leaves out a lot of context and personally I wouldnā€™t consider how itā€™s handled a mark against Blindsight.

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      Hot Take: the damage from RFK Jr will be limited by the fact that heā€™s messing with the money for several large industries, particularly agriculture and pharmaceuticals. They have bottomless pockets and arenā€™t afraid to bribe the bribable. There will be damage, but heā€™ll be crushed like a bug in the end.

      Also, he clearly annoys the orange guy, can offer him nothing in return now that the election is over, and has already been the victim of a ritual humiliation (e.g. being forced to partake in a McDonaldā€™s meal for the camera), which is the first sign of a Trump guy being de-emphasized.

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        Hopefully the established capitalists will protect us from the fascistsā€™ worst excesses hasnā€™t been much of a winning bet historically.

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          oh no, nothing is protecting us, youā€™re 100% right there. Eating food is about to become a much more dicey proposition.

          It is still safe to assume that the ghouls who run Pfizer and ConAgra will bend their resources to protecting the bag from a disposable nutjob.

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      mine:

      prediction 1: he dies halfway through. funniest way would be another pandemic gets him

      prediction 2: he doesnā€™t die. it will be exactly the same as the first admin but infinitely worse. everyone will hate and backstab each other, they will constantly get fired and rehired and fired like reality tv, there will be a constant dribble of horrible things happening, then in four years thereā€™s a coup attempt

      prediction 3: elon doesnā€™t last a year, possibly doesnā€™t even make it six months

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        prediction 1: he dies halfway through. funniest way would be another pandemic gets him

        Iā€™m anticipating an Elvis re-enactment.

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        If they do press conferences this time around, ever question should just be ā€œdoes Elon approve of decision ____ ?ā€ Will drive Trump fkn insane.

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        Despite worrying my brains out about getting deported from my home of 14 years because I wasnā€™t born in this godforsaken place, Iā€™m extremely excited that Elon will get fired in the next 6 months or less. Gives me life to think about him getting very publicly humiliated by an even greater piece of shit than he is.

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    now seeing EAs being deeply concerned about RFK running health during a H5N1 outbreak

    dust specks vs leopards

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      Anyone here read ā€œWorld War Zā€? Thereā€™s a section there about how the health authorities in basically all countries supress and deny the incipient zombie outbreak. I think about that a lot nowadays.

      Anyway the COVID response, while ultimately better than the worst case scenario (Spanish Flu 2.0) has made me really unconvinced we will do anything about climate change. We had a clear danger of death for millions of people, and the news was dominated by skeptics. Maybe if it had targetted kids instead of the very old it would have been different.

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        Itā€™s not just systemic media head-up-the-assery, thereā€™s also the whole thing about oil companies and petrostates bankrolling climate denialism since the 70s.

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          When I run into ā€œClimate change is a conspiracyā€ I do the wide-eyed look of recognition and go ā€œYeah I know! Have you heard about the Exxon files?ā€ and lead them down that rabbit hole. If they want to think in terms of conspiracies, at least use an actual, factual conspiracy.

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      The way many of the popular rat blogs started to endorse Harris in the last second before the US election felt a lot like an attempt at plausible deniability.

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        Sure weā€™ve been laying the groundwork for this for decade, but we wanted someone from our cult of personality to undermine democracy and replace it with explicit billionaire rule, not someone with his own cult of personality.

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    At work, Iā€™ve been looking through Microsoft licenses. Not the funniest thing to do, but thatā€™s why itā€™s called work.

    The new licenses that have AI-functions have a suspiciously low price tag, often as introductionary price (unclear for how long, or what it will cost later). This will be relevant later.

    The licenses with Office, Teams and other things my users actually use are not only confusing in how they are bundled, they have been increasing in price. So I have been looking through and testing which licenses we can switch to a cheaper, without any difference for the users.

    Having put in quite some time with it, we today crunched the numbers and realised that compared to last year we will saveā€¦ (drumroll)ā€¦ Approximately nothing!

    But if we hadnā€™t done all this, the costs would have increased by about 50%.

    We are just a small corporation, maybe big ones gets discounts. But I think it is a clear indication of how the AI slop is financed, by price gauging corporate customers for the traditional products.

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      Thereā€™s got to be some kind of licensing clarity that can be actually legislated. This is just straight-up price gouging through obscurantism.

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    My professor is typing questions into chat gpt in class rn be so fucking for real

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      Heā€™s using it to give examples of exam question answers. The embarrassment

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        I mean, that kind of suggests that you could use chatGPT to confabulate work for his class and he wouldnā€™t have room to complain? Not that Iā€™d recommend testing that, because using ChatGPT in this way is not indicative of an internally consistent worldview informing those judgements.

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          Weā€™re going to be answering two essay questions in an in-class test instead of writing a paper this year specifically to prevent chat gpt abuse. Which he laughed and joked about because he really believes chat gpt can produce good results !

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            Iā€™m pretty sure you could download a decent markov chain generator onto a TI-89 and do basically the same thing with a more in-class appropriate tool, but speaking as someone with dogshit handwriting Iā€™m so glad to have graduated before this was a concern. Godspeed, my friend.

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        Iā€™d pipe up and go ā€œuhhh hey prof, arenā€™t you being paid to, like, impart knowledge?ā€

        (I should note that I have an extremely deficient fucks pool, and do not mind pissing off fuckwits. but I understand itā€™s not always viable to do)

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        AI finally allowing grooming at scale is the kind of thing Iā€™d expect to be the setup for a joke about Silicon Valley libertarians, not something thatā€™s actually happening.

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      If we came across very mentally disabled people or extremely early babies (perhaps in a world where we could extract fetuses from the womb after just a few weeks) that could feel pain but only had cognition as complex as shrimp, it would be bad if they were burned with a hot iron, so that they cried out. Itā€™s not just because theyā€™d be smart later, as their hurting would still be bad if the babies were terminally ill so that they wouldnā€™t be smart later, or, in the case of the cognitively enfeebled whoā€™d be permanently mentally stunted.

      wat

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          No, just replace all your sense of morality with utilitarian shrimp algebra. If you end up vegetarian, so be it.

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          I think the author is just honestly trying to equivocate freezing shrimps with torturing weirdly specifically disabled babies and senile adults medieval style. If you said youā€™d pledge like 17$ to shrimp welfare for every terminated pregnancy Iā€™m sure theyā€™d be perfectly fine with it.

          I happened upon a thread in the EA forums started by someone who was trying to argue EAs into taking a more forced-birth position and what it came down to was that it wouldnā€™t be as efficient as using the same resources to advocate for animal welfare, due to some perceived human/chicken embryo exchange rate.

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        If we came across very mentally disabled people or extremely early babies (perhaps in a world where we could extract fetuses from the womb after just a few weeks) that could feel pain but only had cognition as complex as shrimp, it would be bad if they were burned with a hot iron, so that they cried out. Itā€™s not just because theyā€™d be smart later, as their hurting would still be bad if the babies were terminally ill so that they wouldnā€™t be smart later, or, in the case of the cognitively enfeebled whoā€™d be permanently mentally stunted.

        wat

        This entire fucking shrimp paragraph is what failing philosophy does to a mf

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      This almost reads like an attempt at a reductio ad absurdum of worrying about animal welfare, like you are supposed to be a ridiculous hypocrite if you think factory farming is fucked yet are indifferent to the cumulative suffering caused to termites every time an exterminator sprays your house so it doesnā€™t crumble.

      Relying on the mean estimate, giving a dollar to the shrimp welfare project prevents, on average, as much pain as preventing 285 humans from painfully dying by freezing to death and suffocating. This would make three human deaths painless per penny, when otherwise the people would have slowly frozen and suffocated to death.

      Dog, youā€™ve lost the plot.

      FWIW a charity providing the means to stun shrimp before death by freezing as is the case here isnā€™t indefensible, but the way itā€™s framed as some sort of an ethical slam dunk even compared to say donating to refugee care just makes it too obvious youā€™d be giving money to people who are weird in a bad way.

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      Trolley Problem Meme - 34 shrimp vs 1 human

      Not that Iā€™m a super fan of the fact that shrimp have to die for my pasta, but it feels weird that they just pulled a 3% number out of a hat, as if morals could be wrapped up in a box with a bow tied around it so you donā€™t have to do any thinking beyond 1500Ɨ0.03Ɨ1 dollars means I should donate to this guys shrimp startup instead of the food bank!

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        Shrimp cocktail counts as vegetarian if there are fewer that 17 prawns in it, since it rounds down to zero souls.

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          Hold it right there criminal scum!

          spoiler

          Image of two casually dressed guys pointing fingerguns at the camera, green beams are coming out of the fingerguns. The Vegan Police from the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. The cops are played by Thomas Jane and Clifton Collins Jr, the latter is wearing sunglasses, while it is dark.

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      Ah you see, the moment you entered the realm of numbers and estimates, youā€™ve lost! I activate my trap card: 怌Bayesian Reasoning怍 to Explain Away those numbers. This lets me draw the怌Domain Expert怍 card from my deck, which I place in the epistemic status position, which boosts my confidence by 2000 IQ points!

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        Obviously mathematically comparing suffering is the wrong framework to apply here. I propose a return to Aristotelian virtue ethics. The best shrimp is a tasty one, the best man is a philosopher-king who agrees with everything I say, and the best EA never gets past drunkenly ranting at their fellow undergrads.

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      Apologies for focusing on just one sentence of this article, but I feel like itā€™s crucial to the overall argument:

      ā€¦ if [shrimp] suffer only 3% as intensely as we do ā€¦

      Does this proposition make sense? Itā€™s not obvious to me that we can assign percentage values to suffering, or compare it to human suffering, or treat the values in a linear fashion.

      It reminds me of that vaguely absurd thought experiment where you compare one person undergoing a lifetime of intense torture vs billions upon billions of humans getting a fleck of dust in their eyes. I just cannot square choosing the former with my conscience. Maybe Iā€™m too unimaginative to comprehend so many billions of bits of dust.

      lol hahah.

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    OK to start us off how about some Simulation Hypothesis crankery I found posted on ActivityPub: Do we live in a computer simulation? (Article), The second law of infodynamics and its implications for the simulated universe hypothesis (PDF)

    Someone whoā€™s actually good at physics could do a better job of sneering at this than me, but I mean but look at this:

    My law can confirm how genetic information behaves. But it also indicates that genetic mutations are at the most fundamental level not just random events, as Darwinā€™s theory suggests.

    A super complex universe like ours, if it were a simulation, would require a built-in data optimisation and compression in order to reduce the computational power and the data storage requirements to run the simulation.

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      This feels like quackery but I canā€™t find a goalā€¦

      But if they both hold up to scrutiny, this is perhaps the first time scientific evidence supporting this theory has been produced ā€“ as explored in my recent book.

      There it is.

      Edit: oh God itā€™s worse than I thought

      The web design almost makes me nostalgic for geocities fan pages. The citations that include himself ~10 times and the greatest hits of the last 50 years of physics, biology, and computer science, and Baudrillard of course. The journal of which this author is the lead editor and which includes the phrase ā€œinformation as the fifth state of matterā€ in the scope description.

      Oh God the deeper I dig the weirder it gets. Trying to confirm whether the Information Physics Institute is legit at all and found their list of members, one of whom listed their relevant expertise as ā€œWriter, Roleplayer, Singer, Actor, Gamerā€. Another lists ā€œHyperspace and machine elvesā€. One very honestly simply says ā€œN/Aā€

      I am not making this up.

      The Gmail address also lends the whole thing an air of authority. Like, youā€™ve already paid for the domain, guys.

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        i mean, the Ray Charles one sounds fun. My 1st year maths lecturer demonstrated the importance of not dividing by zero by mathematically proving that if 1=0, then he was Brigitte Bardot. We did actually applaud.

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        ā€œfeel free to ignore any science ā€œnewsā€ thatā€™s just a press release from the guy who made it up.ā€

        In particular, the 2022 discovery of the second law of information dynamics (by me) facilitates new and interesting research tools (by me) at the intersection between physics and information (according to me).

        Gotta love ā€œscienceā€ that is cited by no-one and cites the authorā€™s previous work which was also cited by no one. Really the media should do better about not giving cranks an authoritative sounding platform, but that would lead to slightly fewer eyes on ads and we canā€™t have that now can we.

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        It is the fourth book in the John Dies at the End series

        oh damn, I just gave the (fun but absolute mess of a) movie another watch and was wondering if they ever wrote more stories in the series ā€” I knew they wrote a sequel to John Dies at the End, but I lost track of it after that. it looks like Iā€™ve got a few books to pick up!

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        Someone (maybe you) recommended this book here awhile back. But itā€™s the fourth book in a series so I had to read the other three first and so have only just now started it.

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      Despite the lack of evidence, this idea is gaining traction in scientific circles as well as in the entertainment industry.

      lol

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      General sneer against the SH: I choose to dismiss it entirely for the same reason that I dismiss solipsism or brain-in-a-vat-ism: itā€™s a non-starter. Either itā€™s false and weā€™ve gotta come up with better ideas for all this shit weā€™re in, or itā€™s true and nothing is real, so why bother with philosophical or metaphysical inquiry?

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          Since the Middle ages weā€™ve reduced Godā€™s divine realm from the glorious kingdom of heaven to an office chair in front of a computer screen, rather than an office chair behind it.

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        The SH is catnip to ā€œscientific typesā€ who donā€™t recognize it as a rebrand of classical metaphysics. After all, they know how computers work, and it canā€™t be that hard to simulate the entire workings of a universe down to the quark level, can it? So surely someone just a bit smarter than themselves have already done it and are running a simulation with them in it. Itā€™s basically elementary!

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          If you think about it, a slice of pizza is basically a computer that simulates a slice of pizza down the quark level.

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          Ha very clever, but as quantum level effects only occur when somebody is looking at it, they dont have to simulate it at quark level all the time. I watched what the bleep do we know, im very smart.

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        Youā€™re missing the most obvious implication, though. If itā€™s all simulated or thereā€™s a Cartesian demon afflicting me then none of you have any moral weight. Even more importantly if we assume that the SH is true then it means Iā€™m smarter than you because I thought of it first (neener neener).

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          But this quickly runs into the ā€˜donā€™t create your own unbreakable crypto systemā€™ problem. There are people out there who are a lot smarter who quickly can point out the holes in these simulation arguments. (The smartest of whom go ā€˜nah, that is dumbā€™ sadly Iā€™m not that enlightened, as I have argued a few times here before how this is all amateur theology, and has nothing to do with STEM/computer science (E: my gripes are mostly with the ā€˜ancestor simulationā€™ theory however)).

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      I donā€™t have the time to deep dive this RN but information dynamics or infodynamics looks to be, letā€™s say, ā€œalternative scienceā€ for the purposes of trying to up the credibility of the simulation hypothesis.

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      How sneerable is the entire ā€œinfodynamicsā€ field? Because it seems like it should be pretty sneerable. The first referenced paper on the ā€œsecond law of infodynamicsā€ seems to indicate that information has some kind of concrete energy which brings to mind that experiment where they tried to weigh someone as they died to identify the mass of the human soul. Also it feels like a gross misunderstanding to describe a physical system as gaining or losing information in the Shannon framework since unless the total size of the possibility space is changing thereā€™s not a change in total information. Like, all strings of 100 characters have the same level of information even though only a very few actually mean anything in a given language. Iā€™m not sure it makes sense to talk about the amount of information in a system increasing or decreasing naturally outside of data loss in transmission? IDK Iā€™m way out of my depth here but it smells like BS and the limited pool of citations doesnā€™t build confidence.

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        I read one of the papers. About the specific question you have: given a string of bits s, theyā€™re making the choice to associate the empirical distribution to s, as if s was generated by an iid Bernoulli process. So if s has 10 zero bits and 30 one bits, its associated empirical distribution is Ber(3/4). This is the distribution which theyā€™re calculating the entropy of. I have no idea on what basis they are making this choice.

        The rest of the paper didnā€™t make sense to me - they are somehow assigning a number N of ā€œinformation statesā€ which can change over time as the memory cells fail. I honestly have no idea what itā€™s supposed to mean and kinda suspect the whole thing is rubbish.

        Edit: after reading the authorā€™s quotes from the associated hype article Iā€™m 100% sure itā€™s rubbish. Itā€™s also really funny that they didnā€™t manage to catch the COVID-19 research hype train so theyā€™ve pivoted to the simulation hypothesis.

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          Oh the author here is absolutely a piece of work.

          Hereā€™s an interview where heā€™s talking about the biblical support for all of this and the ancient Greek origins of blah blah blah.

          I canā€™t definitely predict this guyā€™s career trajectory, but one of those cults where they have to wear togas is not out of the question.