• Montagge
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      3 days ago

      They didn’t use to, but then the owner got his feelings hurt when his narcissistic idol went nuclear because there wasn’t enough bowing and groveling from the lessers. Tony needed to grow a spine, but instead he developed hemmroids.

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    4 days ago

    I need to work for Tony and then piss him off so that I can sit at home scratching my balls and collecting a paycheck.

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    4 days ago

    He’s gonna have like 5 years of injury time to sit through

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    4 days ago

    Tony isn’t going to leave a single bridge standing lol