OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.
I nominate bleach for SSS tier
You mean SS tier?
You know, because of the genocides …
It’s bleach so it would be an ethnic cleansing.
In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.
S+
F, E, F
Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.
As long as we don’t have a Dr. PILF on our hands…
In water, milk or Dr Pepper?
Oh no
All of the above.
Forbidden colgate
Not as forbidden as some other forbidden foods haha.
Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.
My hydrohomie
Coffee isn’t even on your list.
Go to your room and think long and hard about what you’ve done.
S-tier: Black coffee, tea, and water
F-tier: Everything else
This list needs more wine
Root beer is definitely A tho
Especially if it’s like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.
Legalize real root beer
Legalize nuclear bombs (for legal reasons this is a joke)
Also W.
True, I don’t go out of my way for it, but I definitely have a sweet spot for root beer. The rest taste like liquid syrup. Also root beer floats are bomb.
It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy.
Just like these federated instances
Do you think they’ll be able to save us from enshittification?
S: water and locally sourced milk
F: Everything else
If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour… Even though I agree.
Not constantly. Regularly.
If you keep milking them regularly, they don’t dry up.
I love yummy milk. I hate the breast milk perverts steal from cows tho. Real milk comes from plants.
Hahahahaha I thought you had said pants.
Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots
Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.
If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.
Lactose is bad for the majority of the world population. F tier drink.
Give me that oat milk any day.
And just how exactly are they milking them oats, huh?
You can milk anything with nipples.
Like ‘ger-bels’.
Careful with processed oat milk tho (Oatly for example). Normal oat milk is good.
Any more info on this? What am I being careful for?
Sugar, mainly. Oatly adds amylase to their mix which breaks down the oat starch into maltose, a type of sugar. While that is happening naturally during the digestive process since our saliva contains amylase, it doesn’t happen in that amount, which means Oatly has significantly more sugar than natural oat milk. Maltose also has a glycemic index of 105, which means that it raises the blood sugar level more rapidly than even pure glucose. For reference, cane sugar has a GI of 60, lactose of 46. This means the sugar level of Oatly is effectively higher than Coca-Cola’s.
Interesting ty for the reply/info. I drink cold brew every morning at work, I don’t add sugar, but use a little oat milk.
I think we have Califia at work, you know anything about their process? I’d imagine it’s the same.
If it’s creamy, it’s likely processed. Natural oat milk is quite watery. But just a shot in your coffee isn’t worth worrying about anyway. It’s just that many advertise it as a healthy, daily drink and for that, it has too much sugar.
Not my fault your feeble bodies cannot handle the cow juice
Dear @[email protected],
Milk is only ever useful during your very first few years of your life after birth, after that, though, it doesn’t do much. Add that to the fact that quite a bit of folks are lactose intolerant, and also the fact that I just dislike the taste of milk. That’s all.
Thanks for you attention.
My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree…
Lactaaaaid! ^and ^lactose ^free ^generic ^brands
Water? You mean like in the toilet?
😋
Milk is shit, other than that I agree
you’ve made an enemy today
How many bones have you broken?
Stopped counting after the tenth guy /s
Fun fact: milk without extra vitamin D, actually reduces the calcium content in your bones.
So what you’re saying is that you need the D…
This list is Bobby Boucher approved.
Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink…
The one true non water drink is ginger beer.
E: Actual piss
There are really people out there who like Dr Pepper?
There are people who don’t?
I would put it below the f tier on this list
I’m always amazed by how differently human tastes work. A cold can of Dr. Pepper is an absolute delight in my mind, a rare treat since I try to avoid drinking sweetened sodas.
But I know not only can humans differ in our enjoyment of the exact same experience, we may very well be experiencing them differently. Like how I despise cilantro and my wife loves it. Or how I can’t drink 80% of the craft beers in my area because something in the heavily hopped IPAs doesn’t hit my taste buds right, but my brothers-in-law can’t get enough.
My taste buds sound similar to yours. Whats your take on onions?
Raw I generally say no. I really need to be in the right mood or they need to be very sparing. Powerful flavor.
But if you cook ‘em I’m generally on board. Especially if they’re pressed into a burger patty, like a patty melt. Mmmmmmm.
It’s the only redeemable soda.
Fr. Coke and root beer are always available if Dr. P is. Both are far better than that flat ass shit.
Most soda is evil tho. Zevia ftw.
