When you’re not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.
can you plug in knockoff gaming controllers to steer it when it goes into “submersible mode”?
And when it starts to implode disable wifi so you can’t call out for help.
oops the black box deleted the data!
I hope this one also has a specific billionaire inside it when that happens
I’m fine with any billionaire.
I wouldn’t complain but I’d really like to know elon got compressed
Elon doesn’t drive a tesla
Even better, as it starts to implode, water + electronics = malfunctioning car AI that locks you in the car, which then has a battery fire.
While underwater.
Do you drown or burn to death first?
Oh well its all worth it because you can change the horn to a fart noise.
Elon truly is a genius.
EDIT: Upon further review, the judges on the field have identified two other possible causes of death:
The ABSURDLY toxic and poisonous fumes from the LiOn battery may actually asphyxiate/blood poison you to death as you are enclosed in a steel box underwater
AND
Fucking DUH you may also just be electrocuted to death.
So we now have 4 horrible, actually pretty fast acting processes that could cumulatively kill you, or maybe one would kill you first.
I propose we get Adam Savage to do a one off MythBusters christmas special, and the role of test dummy will be played by Mr 420 Dogecoin himself.
Gotta lead from the front.
which model has the rear doors that don’t unlock without power?
Model X, I believe. The Model S is the one where the wheels fall off.
If the CyberTruck is not WiiMote compatible I will sue!
“We’re almost done making this car a boat, just need to keep it from leaking everywhere constantly”
I feel like buoyancy control is also an issue. And propelling options. Like a boat floats, a car needs traction with the ground. These two things don’t work together.
I’M A GOLDEN GOD!
The amphibicar was a marvel of engineering, but in building any kind of hybrid vehicle you inevitably learn that instead of making a vehicle that’s good at two things you’ve made a vehicle that does two things kinda crappily.
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Elon was just taking inspiration from the Osprey making news recently
“What if we made a truck that was a shitty truck AND a shitty boat?”
Cybercoffin
Elon encouraging people to drive their poor quality Teslas into the ocean is going to be the greatest thing he’s ever done.
finally, all the batteries in electric vehicles will end up where they belong
- Attempt to
FordTesla the river
- Caulk the Cybertruck and float it
- Take a ferry for $5.00
you gave me a dumb idea for a gif
This is especially hilarious considering that the LA River during the summer is basically a trickle but every winter it basically is inches away from wiping out Compton and the Gateway Cities, and I know that the stupid Cybertruck would blow up in both cases.
but every winter it basically is inches away from wiping out Compton and the Gateway Cities
all those movies its always empty are a lie?
Hard to film inside the LA River when its like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1042n1n/los_angeles_river_this_morning/
It was covered in concrete because itd nuke Compton every year pre-1940s
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This is incredible.
- Attempt to
He did actually already say that he was going to make his cars have pressurized air thrusters that would enable them to fly.
Tens of millions of people took this idea seriously.
He’s so epic
He’s trying to get his ex back, isn’t he?
CyberDuck
I support elon in his further attempts to kill his customers
I wish I had a cult of rich people following my every bullshit claim so I could convince them to drown themselves in the 90,000$ box i sell them
how many big beautiful boaters is this gonna kill?
You know, I guess a meetup of Aquatic CyberTrucks all colliding together and sinking would be even funnier than the Trump flotillas that did as much a few years ago.
I’m gonna go full nerd-glasses-emoji here:
The cybertruck cannot become a boat. Basically a boat is, according to maritime law, “any vessel used for navigation on the waters” whereas “navigation” requires that the vessel must be able to be steered and has a method of propulsion. Example: A canoo is a boat - It is propelled by physical force and steered the same way; A PAX-shipper is also a boat.
The cybertruck propels itself by way of creating traction on the road. It does not have traction when it floats, it therefore cannot ford water “as a boat”.QED: MR. MUSK YOU’RE FIRED SIR!!!
Ps. If he truly wants to be able to sell it as a “boat” then he need to install maritime signal lights too.
pps. I know he’s just saying “oh it can float for a bit” and I’m being obtuse, but I am also having fun with it.
Spinning wheels can propel a vehicle in the water, and adjusting the angle of those can help you steer. It will never be a good boat, but it could be a boat for a brief moment.
I wish all cybertruck owners a very happy drown in a river.
