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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-210 months agoMe: “I consent.” Q-Tip: “I consent.” Jesus: “I don’t.” Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoOh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
minus-squaredm_me_your_boobs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoMake sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
To test young baptist couples.
Me: “I consent.”
Q-Tip: “I consent.”
Jesus: “I don’t.”
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
Make sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.