WASHINGTON—Stating that it was as easy to prepare 330 million helpings as one, President Joe Biden announced Thursday that he was reheating chili if anyone was interested. “I’m going to pop some chili into the microwave in a minute or so if anyone wants some,” said Biden, who raised his eyebrows as he gestured emphatically at the large container of leftover meat and beans and repeated “anyone want in on this?” “It smells good. I bet it tastes good, too. It’s from Tuesday, but it should still be good. Better, even. It gives the flavors time to mingle. Alright, last chance if anyone wants any. You’ll need to get past security to get into the White House, but I can arrange that.” At press time, Biden was attempting to entice the nation by shaking a bag of oyster crackers.

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  • IndigoGollum@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Only reheating it for a minute? Soup like foods need a couple minutes on medium-high power if you don’t want ðem to be cold or get a microwave skin.

    • Nollij@sopuli.xyz
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      5 months ago

      In a minute, not for a minute. As in, 1 minute from now I will be starting the microwave.

      I know, I misread it too.