He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like “shots fired” and “I’m hit”
Comrade perpetrator
I’m a tier one elite operator - tip of the spear, first in last out.
:squirrel : chirp chirp chirppite chirp [drops acorn]
“Uvalde” I sleep
“Falling acorns” its go time!
Arrest them all! All I say!!!
But Sir, we don’t have the trees.
Arrest them all! All I say!!!
Where are the ents?
Uncritical support.
“are you hit?” “it felt like it”
I laughed out loud when the guys with rifles showed up to help him pick up the acorn
So the officer was charged with needlessly endangering the suspect’s life, right?
Right?
No but he was humiliated into resigning
the greatest consequence an American police officer can face, being humiliated into resignation and forced to find work as a prison guard, mall cop or PE teacher
Sorry to burst your bubble, but he probably is getting a higher paid job as a cop in a wealthy suburb. He just updated his resume to include “combat” experience.
Or find new work as a cop one jurisdiction over.
Fully eight seconds between him shouting SHOTS FIRED and actually returning fire. If he actually was being shot at he’d have died during one of his heavy encumbrance dodge rolls he pulled off. This man is unbelievably pathetic on so many levels.
Dude ran I to a more open space and then played down for s while. If he was being shot at he would be mostly bullet.
Sir a second acorn has hit the cruiser
He actually thought he got hit. Yeesh.
Probably pulled a muscle doing his commando roll.
You laugh at him somersaulting along the ground but he needed those iFrames to avoid damage.
Fat rolling has less iFrames.
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Haha - that’s probably exactly it.
you think you fell out of an acorn tree?
bazinga
This video has convinced me that American police needs to be put down like rabid dogs.
yea I think this now as well.
I also thought this 8 years ago but I still doConsidering what we’re seeing in this video, it will be pretty easy when our time comes.
We put down non-rabid dogs every single day who are far less dangerous
Truly remarkable display of cowardice.
Like dear God this is beyond scared of your own shadow. This is unloading a handgun at a car because of an acorn.
reno 911 ass police force
When asked about prior military experience, Deputy Hernandez said he attended West Point, and was an infantry officer and an officer in special forces for the army for a total of ten years. Deputy Hernandez said he had two combat rotations to Afghanistan, but noted as an officer, he was not in direct combat.
so he didn’t personally do any in combat, but he did order his troops to level several schools with artillery strikes when he heard a soccer ball bounce off a wall.
If he waited for a soccer ball he had remarkable restraint
this is very funny reading
the other cop (who had been on the force much longer!) also firing on the car is hilarious
It’s truly a masterpiece
0:12.474 – Deputy Hernandez tries to stand up, but falls backwards.
0:13.4 – As he is falling onto his back, he lets out a grunt
Acorn comes into frame
first timeline entry and I’m already laughing
Lol that whole bit about a supressor in the report was either what got into this dumbasses’ head and made him believe it was shots, or (more believable), it was what the two cops made up to justify having him believe an acorn was a gunshot.
So it is. I thought I recognized the street. I’ve been down that road before when I have lived in the area. Talk about hitting close to home.
Do you wear a
bulletproof vesthardhat to protect yourself from crime when walking through the neighborhood?
0:03.597 – His patrol vehicle comes back into frame as he continues to roll. 0:03.8 – Deputy Hernandez yells, “Shots fired!” for a third time.
Deputy Hernandez asked, “Acorn?” Investigator Hogan answered, “Acorn.”
Lmao does it say he resigned as soon as this happened
Gotta give it to him for realizing he’s too fucking stupid to even be a cop!
His mistake was missing the guy in the back of his cruiser 30 times. If he’d killed the prisoner they would have planted a gun and rallied around the cop
🤣The frame by frame description sounds like a DnD campaign.
Heavy narrator voice: "Acorn comes into frame. "
Sergeant Roberts yells, “Jesse, are you ok?”
Final report Jacks on.pdf
That’s the real problem with society. Things would be different if instead of jacks on we had jacks off.
I feel like this is too cringe for even Reno 911.
[Hiding behind a Tesla with disabled veteran plates] I’m good. I feel weird but I’m good.
I just love how he instantly unloaded the full clip into his own car. Even if there really was a gunshot, just randomly shooting your own car doesn’t seem like a good idea.
I guess he thought the person in his car was shooting at him? idk, I’m not stupid enough to think like a cop.
Does that mean he had someone in the backseat of the car?
edit: they totally fucking did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNnxr2SGFg
the people screaming are the person’s girlfriend and someone else? holy shit.
The acorn is visible for literally one frame in the youtube video at 13:01. That part is hilarious but holy cow these cops deserve the wall and worse.
Jackson escaped injury and no weapon was located.
HE DIDN’T EVEN HIT THE SUSPECT
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They searched him before putting him in the car, handcuffed, and shooting at him from two different directions.
I’m good. I feel weird but I’m good.
me the first time I took mushrooms
Hahaha fuck i spill my drink
Magazine dumps into cup
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Has this asshole never been at a firing range? Gunshots are loud, how could he mistake an acorn for them except out of ignorance?
Only thing I can imagine is his dumb pig brain is just wildly on edge, absolutely horrified of everything around him. His earballs are amplifying everything like comtacs while In a flight or fight adrenaline dump caused by a normal traffic stop.
Just insane cowardice.
Probably the fent tbh
Vaxxed?
This is exactly it. Some Israeli psychopath probably trained him and gave him PTSD in the process of all the scare mongering.
Yeah apparently cops literally get PTSD just from training, and then they’re going to McDonald’s off duty and finding all the exits and looking for heavy objects to throw through windows, and trying to guess who’s standing like they have a gun, shit like that. Just intentionally inflicted psychosis
I think one of the standard training tools is just showing a room full of police cadets videos of cops getting killed to “prepare” them lol.
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That could explain the fear from the acorn falling. He might have thought the handcuffed suspect was as heavily armed as a Palestinian child with a makeshift slingshot.
He didn’t think it was a gunshot, he thought it was an incoming bullet plinking off the vehicle from a silenced gun or long range rifle lmao.
Then why was he shooting at the squad car?
I’m pretty sure he thought the handcuffed guy in the back of his car had somehow silently fired a gun at him.
I saw a video a while back where the police car had a compartment to store long guns in the back of the cruiser, conveniently marked “GUN”. It was unlocked and a woman in the back managed to slip her cuffs, open it, and fire it at the cops.
The top comment on the video said, “You have a right to a firearm, if you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you.”
remember that video of the guy who shot two cops that were harassing him during a traffic stop? only one died though
Even worse. A suppressed gunshot is still loud AF unless its a .22. or some other subsonic. He’s dumb enough to think there’s a fucking assassin out there targeting him.
It really depends, if the shot is far enough away from a suppressed gun with supersonic ammunition, you won’t hear the actual gunshot, just the crack of the bullet. Which is still plenty loud, but different.
With subsonic ammunition, guns can get really quiet, but range and stopping power are severely impacted. This is why the Soviets and Russians have designed specific subsonic ammunition and weapons platforms, to minimise these disadvantages.
It really depends, if the shot is far enough away from a suppressed gun with supersonic ammunition, you won’t hear the actual gunshot, just the crack of the bullet. Which is still plenty loud, but different.
Well that’s kinda my point. Aint nobody out there targeting cops with suppressed .300blk
Hiding in the back of a police cruiser with a VSS in my pocket
you won’t hear the actual gunshot, just the crack of the bullet
Is that what the sonic boom or whatever is called?
So there’s a few sounds that come when you use a firearm. The most obvious are the sound of the small explosion of the primer, forcing the bullet and the gases outward. That is fairly loud itself. Then there’s the bullet breaking the sound barrier. Suppressors are designed to dampen the first, and using “subsonic” ammo, ammo that doesn’t break the speed of sound affects the second.
There’s also the sound from the action of the firearm, the moving metal parts and such. That varies depending on the gun.
Also what he was actually talking about was the sound the bullet makes when it hits something.
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He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like “shots fired” and “I’m hit”
Like children playing pretend. Except you know, with deadly weapons and an immunity from consequences.
I’m beginning to suspect telling every cop they’re an expert in gun kata and must defend the flock from the wolves when they respond to a disorderly conduct call is not working
expert in gun kata
John Wick, but the intro has a moment where a bird lands on his roof and John screams and magdumps into his ceiling
He goes to accost Reek at the gas station, trips and domes himself and his own dog
The scene in the club where he finds Iosef, but when Iosef flees using an innocent woman as cover John empties the entire clip into both of them
Naah, couldn’t be.