• solsangraal
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    4 days ago

    me: fucking amazing, i love it!!

    TB: that’s great! it’s discontinued… try [not even remotely comparable substitution] instead!

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      “Well why don’t you order some of that Cantina chicken crap? Look, we’re not taking it off the menu. A Group VP’s mistress came up with it. Do you have any idea how much money we have tied up in this?! I have a gun.”