• psmgx@lemmy.world
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    We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older.

    Presumably because them small dick motherfuckers spent all their money on giant trucks instead

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    Ok, that is funny. However, this little nugget will help me sleep at night:

    we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement

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      Yeah there’s the rub . . . uh, so to speak. They qualified “men dissatisfied with their penis size” as “men who have tried penis enlargement”

      That’s just too much of a reach.

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    I’m liberal, have a larger than average dick, and have never worried for a second about its size. Also, have had at least 50+ lovers.

    And I own shitloads of guns.

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    LOL they needed a scientific study for this

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      Yeah, they did.

      Their hypothesis was that men who were dissatisfied with the size of their penises were more likely to own guns. The opposite ended up being the case.

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          In other words, to solve the gun problem make men feel like they have small dicks.

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        i didn’t read it, but what was the methodology? did they do a survey of dudes who own 50 guns and ask “do you think your penis is big enough?” and did they expect those dudes in particular to be honest?

        doubt

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          Boy, if only there was a way you could get that information. Wouldn’t it be convenient if there was a link to the paper’s abstract so you wouldn’t have to talk out of your ass?

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            i have to read scholarly crap at work. not doing it on my own time. especially for things i don’t give that much of a rat’s ass about

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                lol i was asking a question, not making claims.

                i’ll comment all i feel like, and you’ll do nothing. except apparently whine about it

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                  I didn’t know it was possible to say “I’m a jackass” without saying “I’m a jackass”. TIL.

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    Authoritarians: Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.