They didn’t learn French before moving to a French country? Just… wow.
It’s like that story about the family that moved to Russia and said “We didn’t think it would be so hard to live in Russia when we didn’t speak Russian!”
Chief among the drawbacks of life in Nimes, McIsaac-Kierklo says, is that she can’t often get good produce to cook with — she notes limp celery for sale at the local grocery story. And, she says, the wonders of French cuisine haven’t really won her over.
“People go, ‘Oh my god, the French food is so fabulous.’ Yeah, if you want to eat brie, pâté, pastries and French bread all day long,” she tells CNN. “But who eats like that?”
Also: the couple has struggled to make friends, McIsaac-Kierklo has not yet mastered the language (or learned much of it), and the bureaucracies behind the healthcare system and banking system, and getting a long-stay visa, have been nightmarish.
…who the fuck are these people? How do you not like French food? How are they NOT finding excellent produce? It’s fucking EVERYWHERE in France, and miles better on average than what we get in the states. And not bothering to even learn French, and then being annoyed that it’s hard to make friends is just… what…?
The CNN article is actually even better. HERE for example is some some of the so-called terrible produce. I also liked this:
“I said to Ed one day, ‘I haven’t talked to one person here in three months…’ I just miss interacting,” she says, adding that she doesn’t necessarily “want to hang around with expats” as “that’s not exactly why we came on this adventure.”
Locals have been friendly and welcoming, but Joanna hasn’t managed to “strike up friendships” the way she would have hoped to, conceding that the language and cultural barrier have made things more tricky.
I think maybe the most clear evidence that these two are idiots and California cliches with no ability to self-reflect, however, is that they agreed to the story at all. Okay, you were DINKs for a long time and now you have money to burn and did something slightly dumb. Why in the holy hell would you tell the world?!?!?
Joanna explains that she and Ed bought and sold three different homes during their first 15 years of marriage, “giving us a comfortable amount of cash to afford us the option to travel and even relocate to anywhere we wanted.”
In 2010, the couple bought a summer home in Northern California and spent eight years or so “going back and forth to San Francisco.”
“I think every married couple needs two places to live, because you’ve got to get away from each other,” adds Joanna, who previously worked as a healthcare executive.
Oh fuck off you entitled POS.
Those peppers are stunning. What is she complaining about?
Even the rest of the stuff on the shelves looks beautiful. I’m legitimately confused
Lol im not a big france fan, i like germany and spain better to be honest but its still really easy to get produce like other european countries(unlike the us where you have to sell your left testicle for it). Not learning the language and then complaining is just usual anglo centrism or what they call it. And dont you dare talk about “bureaucracies” to me as an american, just getting into your country is a fucking pain in the ass. A lot of people take my america hate personally but the thing is just fix it. I hate useless complications, vote for the people who will fix it. Its not a personal attack against you, its an attack against your country. Europe and the eu are a million miles from perfect but most countries are a million more miles from it.
… I don’t like french food. It’s not bad, it’s just massively overdone, like it’s all they have.
Wife adored it though, she’s a proper francophile, we’d go to a bistro, have lunch, leave, go 5 feet, she’d want to try the one next door too.
In her defense she didn’t know she was pregnant at the time, but she’s still an extreme francophile.
Personally the French outside of Paris were awesome, just the Parisians who give the country such a bad reputation.
I don’t get the hubbub about French food either. I’ve been to fancy french restaurants, and the food was good but nothing special. Some French cheese is very good, but i can get that at local gourmet markets. The prepared dishes themselves were not remarkable to me
Why do I feel like they complained when people didn’t “speak American” in the States
They probably did tbh
They hedged their bets, holding on to Joanna’s rent-controlled apartment in San Francisco just in case they wanted to return.
I have LOTS of sympathy for these people.
Also: the couple has struggled to make friends, McIsaac-Kierklo has not yet mastered the language (or learned much of it)…
Is there any possibility that these two things are related?
Jackasses. I think it’s safe to say that San Francisco doesn’t want them back.
Oh I agree. This article would be funny if it weren’t so infuriating.
She’d eagerly looked forward to cooking meals in France beforehand, but Joanna says that she had trouble finding quality produce to cook.
“You go to the supermarket, and the produce is terrible,” she says. “You pick up a piece of celery and it falls over. It’s so limp. So old and so horrible. Who would eat this?”
Also: the couple has struggled to make friends, McIsaac-Kierklo has not yet mastered the language (or learned much of it)
“I honestly don’t think we could have put in any more effort to acclimatize to the French way of life,” adds Joanna, who describes their experience as “a nightmare.”
Don’t give up, lady. Try and bond with them by talking smack about French produce loudly and clearly in English. You’ll get through sooner or later. Even the French will eventually give in to determined gregariousness.
This article is amazing. It totally belongs in The Onion. Even the quotes are perfect.
Goes to a foreign country.
Does nothing to make life comfortable in said country.
Doesn’t like it.
Did you even read the article because it doesn’t sound like it.
Actually it does
They didn’t bother learning French and they don’t want to eat French food all the time. Sounds like a completely personal.problem when you move to France
I did. It sounded exactly like that to me. Maybe I’m wrong though.
A whole part of it is how they tried to find a doctor, and tried many but couldn’t find on taking new patients. To say they’ve tried nothing doesn’t make much sense.
A lot of that could very well be French attitude versus American attitude and the doctors offices going, “yeah, no, we’re not accepting new patients.” Accept 5 new French patients 2 minutes later. Especially given the American attitude given off in the quotes in the article are classic entitled behavior. “You mean you can’t make a Martini if it isn’t on the menu!??!!”
a lot of Americans really don’t understand that people don’t cater to the customer outside the US, you just get perceived as arrogant, doubly so in France and not speaking a lick of French.
Trump won and we’re immediately seeing the “don’t leave the US please” narrative
But it makes sense. America should keep its contagion to itself.
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Also: the couple has struggled to make friends, McIsaac-Kierklo has not yet mastered the language (or learned much of it)
Genuine question: Why France? Is that a particularly easy European country for an American to move to? Personally I’d give it a try, but I can speak the language decently enough to get around because I grew up with it.
I thought a lot of Americans were going to Portugal because they were specifically making an effort to entice immigrants.
If you don’t speak the language you’ll hang out with other expats, which will just exacerbate the problems.
- French is hard.
I moved to europe and will never move back, give me those far right facist tears, I’m thirsty.
I’m commuting, I do not blame you at all, so glad my family is spared from all the bs here, during an election season no less.
They kinda sound like assholes.
You might want to suck it up for the next four years there, Jo.
If she can manage that. Americans chose Trump, and if I were France, I’d be doing everything possible to remove them from my country.
“they’re only sending their worst!” You sound exactly like trump.
On the contrary: I paint all Americans with the same broad brush.
You think trump was differentiating? Lol
Why? Refugees welcome.
Please take them back, we have enough self absorbed assholes to deal with already.
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