At least they haven’t banned omega
I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
What the sigma is going on here
Don’t Ohio me.
Chat this Diddy rizz ain’t gooning me today
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we’re not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
That’s a dope list, no cap.
yeah, it’s high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.
Which one is the “cardiac arrest meme”?
As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
I thought it was a Pokemon…
“Low taper fade”?
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn’t want anything outta him at all
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I’m too old to get the reference, or if it’s a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what’s wrong with “chat”?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- “Chat, is this real?” Or “Can you believe this, chat?”
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn’t experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
“No mames”
No mames, güey!
Ya, wey
Why Ohio???
JD Vance is from there :/
but the only couches are in the teachers lounge
It means creepy or weird.
I thought it meant something more like bad or substandard.
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Animal noises
