I don’t really care about the stupid “classified documents stuff”, I just think that it is funny that POTUS will not be charged because he is too cognitively impaired.
“He did not remember when he was vice president” is also funny. My son died and I was the Democratic VP was Biden’s main pitch to the Dem primary electorate lmao.
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1755686479345471962
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I really can’t come up with a better analogy for the decline of
than this election, only way it could get better is if there are debatesThe corpse of Biden has decomposed even more and ol’ Don doesn’t have what he had 8 years ago. Any debate will turn into a race of whose amphetamines runs out faster.
pleasepleasepleaseplaseplaspelapleasseplesasepleasepleasepleasefuck it, I’d even vote for it
if it happens, it will be underwhelming and presented as far more than it was and a victory for both candidates, screencap me
I think Trump is still sassy and sharp enough that he would smash Biden into a wall, mock his “stuttering” and dementia and generally just make him look pathetic
Octogenarian who has reached the stage of life where memory loss is truly a credible criminal defense vs septuagenarian who is one of the dumbest people on planet earth
One of them will be in charge of arguably the most militarized country to ever exist
The best part is their leadership is virtually indistinguishable and their policies are identical so it doesn’t really matter who wins, yet everyone puts on an act that this is the most important election of our lifetimes
The death machine is on autopilot and sitting in the driver seat is a formality and symbol more than anything real. The political vultures will still squabble over the seat because their careers depend on taking bribes for warming it
Like we’ve been totally normalized to it—the frog in water thing. But by any objective standard, the US is a sick, sick country if this is the only outcome possible for an election. We must look so bizarre to other countries.
Time for kamala to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment. It’s her turn
I’m depressed that I’m all about this option. Fuck our collective lives😒
HELLWORLD, MOTHERFUCKER WE THOUGHT THE LATE BUSH ERA AND 1979-1982 WERE GRIM BUT WHEW MAMA
4 years ago I hated her the most and now she’s the best option. Make it make sense
Its Liz Truss’ turn
If my metric were simply how much I trust the candidate to operate a computer because they’re all 3 appendages of the one eldritch capitalist monster, it’d be a conversation if she knows more than Trump. He knows how to post, but she’s maybe used some sort of commercial information management system as a cop. She’d know bcc vs cc while he needed someone to show him picture focused briefings about important events. I think she prob would be the best of her, Biden, and Trump
She’s not likely to devise a way to ban hormones for trans people. That’s literally the only difference I can expect out of her. That and she’s not apparently senile.
Slayyy queen
Voting for Biden’s second term solely because it’s the funniest possible outcome
Since I got less skin the game (don’t live in the US), the funniest outcome for me would be trump being convicted, elected, and then pardoning himself.
I feel like the liberal population would implode
I’m holding out hope that he gets convicted in some state (Georgia, probably) and then can’t pardon himself so he has to serve out his term from a jail cell. that would be the absolute funniest outcome and so on brand for the US.
At most three months down the line some ex cops will sneak him out in a storage box like el chapo
Holy shit, give me a buddy cop sitcom about cops trying to sneak him out with different hilarious methods every week.
Hogan’s Heroes but it’s pigs trying to sneak Trump out past their coworkers in various disguises
He will build his own gaudy prison for him and his cabinet ala Pablo Escobar
Omg yes!!!
Then on the eve of the State of the Union address he loses his zoom privileges by posting a death threat on TruthSocial.
pleeeease give this to me
The union splits when soldiers fight Trump out of prison and the libs kneel in congress before shuffling out slowly.
I mean, the military invading Georgia to break him out of jail would be pretty lit, all on it’s own
he would pardon himself anyway and get away with it and nothing would happen
I thought that would stop him of being electable. If I misunderstood then you are right, it would be the funniest outcome
Eugene V Debs famously ran while incarcerated.
there’s a technicality that you can’t hold federal office if you’ve done an insurrection, which is what the libs are furiously gesturing at. but they fundamentally misunderstand power. the supreme court can and will throw at that statute if it ever comes up in a case and it benefits them. but no state convictions or even lesser federal ones stop someone from taking power, once elected.
USian federalism is weird. we elect a king every 4 years but his lords can throw him in jail and keep him there, while the priests deify his reign.
This is the funniest outcome!!! I want to see the libs collectively explode and follow that up by doing nothing except “epic owns” like “dae le cheeto da white house”
Did you know that he SUCKS DICKS like HOMOSEXUAL VLAD PUTIN???
Naildd it. Give me a late night comedy show.
that John Oliver show?
On the one hand he probably has dementia, on the other hand I can relate to everything before 2020 being a big timeless blob. Beau died in the before time, when exactly? Who can say
Can someone explain how they justify a cognitively impaired person willfully discloses and withholds anything? Mayve they phrase the former such that the conclusion doesn’t seem like a contradiction, but I can’t be bothered to check that.
Also, Biden didn’t really have a pitch in 2020. No liberal democratic election is legitimate but the 2020 election was beyond farcical. They propped up a corpse of a man, won the primary by what can only be described as complete collusion with media appararuses, then the general by the sitting moron make literally the worst decision at every turn during a pandemic.
He did have a pitch, but his pitch was like “oh my son is dead, that is why we shouldn’t have universal healthcare”. Yes, basically he just needed to exist in order to be the Dem machine guy, but still. He did have a pitch.
his pitch was like “oh my son is dead, that is why we shouldn’t have universal healthcare”
He literally cannot remember this pitch anymore
I cannot get over the absurdity of this
He also said he’d cure cancer and hows that lookin for king chuck
It’s funny/not funny that this is all a ripple effect of the dems being so petrified of
that they had to prop up this shambling corpse. Really they could have let Bernie run with it and worst case for them is he gets in and they stifle his agenda and get to go “See? Actually trying to do stuff doesn’t work, that’s why you need to set your sights lower and be ok with nothing changing.”Right? The man voted to bomb Yugoslavia, invade Afghanistan, and speaks out against at least half of the empire’s enemies at any given point. Who the fuck honestly believes this man craven shite would’ve got the saudis out of Yemen?
Covid voted for Biden and that was that
It’s more than Joever. We have reached Joeblivion.
Enter The Joid
Avoid the Joid
can’t believe we don’t have a “Joekerfied” emoji. We need this guy in joker makeup stat
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Bit idea: call out the “biden or bust” freaks for rampant elder abuse and that Joe should be able to “retire with dignity”
This was a bit idea we bandied about in 2020.
The bit being old just adds a layer.
It’s so funny that this was supposed to be a victory lap for Biden not being charged, and then these juicy details come out.
The Democrats not being found culpable for war crimes they’re committing: “It’s this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong political party discovered.”
There’s no fucking way he’ll stay in the race now right?
They’ll find a worst one if he leaves
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Good. Fuckit.
They just doubled his adderall prescription
If he makes it to the election, I’m gonna write in Hillary for president
If they replace him I’m gonna write in Joe for president
Either way, I’m gonna
so hardI get this impression that in the time of Nixon and Kennedy, when the TV was just starting out, having that single moment where Joe goes to shake someone’s hand who isn’t there would have been damning to his whole campaign and he would have resigned and Kalamala would be president today. The CIA would have assassinated him ala Kennedy with contrived fall guys and all before they let him do a second conversation with the press where he slurs words.
Am I off base in thinking the shamelessness of politicians to blunder in front of everyone is a recent invention? When there was 1 news channel and everyone rehearsed what they were going to say before doing unspeakable evil to sow the seeds of what we reap today, it seemed like they were stricter in decorum.
Howard Dean’s presidential campaign ended because he was too enthusiastic and did that yell/cheer thing. They hounded him for it til he dropped out but now bidens eye explodes during the primaries and its all cool.
if there’s one thing you have to say about donald trump, it’s that he is fit to stand trial
standing lessons coming in handy
I’m gonna wag my finger so hard at him
man if these material conditions are not yet sufficient, we aint never getting no glorious people’s revolution
the magic part is the unremitting system of extreme violence keeping the labor price of the global south as low as possible. material conditions are “good enough” pretty much for that reason alone. the other reason is the number and quality of guns and cameras pointed inwards.
I cant shake the feeling that revolution might come too late and wont be able to prevent a catastrophic collapse of human civilization caused by climate change.
I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.
something’s coming but it’s not gonna be coming out of the USA, at least not from the parts with electricity
Electricity = no revolution?
it’s going to be the people outside the walls
Uphold Marxist-Kacynskist thought
We’ve still got 99 flavors of bread and all the circuses you could want. It’s definitely going to have to get worse.
Too much propaganda has rotted the mind of the average Westerner, especially those from ex-Soviet and ex-Warsaw pact countries.
Listen here Jack, I grew up in the community pool until Rusty Razor Jackson drove my white family to section 8 housing in Detroit
I tried to make smoking weed a capital punishment, but they still don’t let me fly the drone or even press the nuclear button
But I’m still better than Clinton… Osama… What’s that name? Oh right, Kid Rock
Vote for me, John Biden
Osama… What’s that name? Oh right, Kid Rock
It was actually Raprock Myboss.
That’s how Kid Rock’s guest verse in a song is introduced by the MC.
Some @ sign moron is going to come in here and split hairs over how the document doesn’t literally cite dementia therefore we’re a bunch of lying Trump loving MAGA extremists.
Seems we don’t really have those anymore? .ee defed did a number on the drive-by lib population.
Their new campaign slogan:
“Joe Biden presumably knows roughly which country he is in right now. And that matters. Trump!”
