Whatever has the most upbears wins
WOKEsylGAYnia
That already exists but in Romania
Transylvania
Frank-n-Furter for Governor
There is a spectre haunting Pennsylvania
BajaBlastopia
They should name it “California 2” to get the chuds really riled up
The new capital will be California, home of the State’s* flagship university “California University of
PennsylvaniaCalifornia 2.”*we’re also doing away with “Commonwealth”
Castlevania
Dodging all the Medusa heads on my way yo work only to fall through the stairs on the way in
Bowling over old ladies as I backdash my way down the sidewalk
Throwing bottle after bottle of holy water at your boss to stun lock him
Pike county is part of the New York metro-id area
Metroid is a portmanteau of Metro and Android.
Metrosexual android
Statey McStateface
anybody who doesn’t agree to renaming their state this should get the
Its true I’m changing the name to pennsylgaynia
Boybortion is legal in Pennsylgaynia
Wawakanda
No that’s for florida
There will be a civil war between Wawakanda and Sheetzistan.
Israel
Pencilvania
New Stalin (New York to the north and New Jersey to the east, let’s keep up the theme here.)
Capitol city will be renamed to Fazbeargrad.
East East Palestine
Worker’s Commonwealth of Greater Pennsylvania. We’re annexing New Jersey.
North Maryland.
Penislovenia
