as they say: “there are two worms inside you…”
There’s three worms inside me and they are all howling at my full moon
Ok that reminded me of this joke:
A guy hears a knock on his door, he answers it and nobody’s there. “Damn kids,” he says. Then he notices a snail on the doormat, picks it up and throws it over the fence.
Six months later there’s another knock on the door. When he answers it there’s nobody there, but the snail is on the mat again. The snail looks up and says, “So… what was THAT all about?”
Inside of you, there are two worms…
You can avoid this problem by cutting the worm lengthwise.
That makes it worse, actually. The half that doesn’t forgive you is the one that’s the asshole. If you cut it in half lengthwise then both of them get the asshole.
Chances of you being killed by worm are low but never zero!
That’s why you should then cut the vengeful half again into halves, but unfortunately this goes on forever.
I could probably take 1/16th of a worm that is vengeful
Rookie mistake, the smaller it gets the easier it is to get you. That’s why you should burn the vengeful one while its the biggest
There’s a reason why someone invented the flamethrower… 😉
the one grants you immortality at a touch, the other kills you instantly.
What happens if you grab both at the same time?
You are the worm now. Congratulations!
